if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
Possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
this made me cry
Reblog this. We owe this person at least this much
Big pile of drama queens
My ex-girlfriends disturbing sense of humor
"you’re a girl, you can’t be a guy AND a girl"
transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob
"This coffee tastes like white republican"
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs
Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt
Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.
Please, i’m curious
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.
also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that
it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny
general banter is the best way to write dialogue
xlostxdark asked: JOIN THE TASTY FANDOM ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
woHA I DIDNT REALIZE THERE WAS A FANDOM FOR THIS
THERE’S A FANDOM FOR EVERYTHING
I’ll gladly accept some Catherine-Free days if it means more Clem.
Don’t worry, Clem, Cry’s got ya back~